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"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Help!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Kite surfing.

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Dangerous weapons.

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Replace divots'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

The Granny Knot.

"I think I've invented a new knot!"