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Domestic Superheroes!!

Self help acupuncture

I quilt therefore I am

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"The air bag sensed he was going to sleep. I love technology."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Help!'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Cross-country knitting.

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Hipsters knit their beards.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."