Knot Master Gifts

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Baitcaster reel with tangled line

Braiding a Horse's Tail

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Help!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Kite surfing.

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Dangerous weapons.

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

'She loves me...she loves my knot...she loves me...she loves my knot...'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

Wow, you really straightened up the place while I was gone.

Archery Supplies, Inc. When we outsourced production abroad, did anyone explain to our supplier what we meant by "bows and arrows"?

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

'Replace divots'

A never ending 3D maze knot.

The Granny Knot.