Kick Master Gifts

"I missed a penalty wearing these."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Champions league'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Important Muscles.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

'I play it to kill time.'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

High Kick

Kite surfing.

"One More Swing."

Working Out

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Anabolic Steroids

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

"One thing's for sure, nobody can fan a ball like you."

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."

I love badminton.