Kick It Maestro Gifts

'Champions league'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Nest building

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

A Dummy Corporation.

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Workers rest

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

We are on the move. . .

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"Something has happened to the canary."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Baby driver

James Maddison

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

The DJ

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."