Kick It Maestro Mugs

'Champions league'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Nest building

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

A Dummy Corporation.

Workers rest

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

We are on the move. . .

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"Something has happened to the canary."

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Baby driver

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

The DJ

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'