Break Maestro Gifts

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Violin Practise

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Musical Prodigy

Nest building

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

Play golf on the billiards table.

We are on the move. . .

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

A bulge of bodybuilders

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!