Break Maestro Pillows

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Violin Practise

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Nest building

Musical Prodigy

'Overwhelm the facts with interpretation and have it on my desk Thursday.'

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

"But this way I know where everything is."

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Martha Stewart at Home.

Play golf on the billiards table.

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

We are on the move. . .

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

A bulge of bodybuilders