Verse Maestro Gifts

"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Violin Practise

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

Computer Music

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

The merger hits a snag.

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'Where are the kids?'

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Nest building

A writer types onto a long sheet of paper.

Musical Prodigy

Just Merged.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'It's not a stick-up, it's a merger offer.'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'This is where we merged our 'creative' and 'accounting' departments.'

Chinese business cuisine.

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

We are on the move. . .

Door to business for corporate consolidation attorneys with many names on it.