Kite Master Gifts

Kite surfing.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Outside with that!'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Love At First Shock

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Extreme kites!

Flying the kite in strong winds

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Quick, open the back door!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

Early kite experiment.

A pilot flies a kite.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'I hope you don't mind, but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail.'

Football - How's my Diving?