Kite Master Prints

Kite surfing.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

The First Kite

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'Outside with that!'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Love At First Shock

Extreme kites!

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Richard, Benjamin Franklin already proved that theory.'

Flying the kite in strong winds

"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

Be sure to thank your father when you're done!

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'Quick, open the back door!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"It's March, Who needs a kite?"

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Early kite experiment.

"Don't let go, and lose my kite, Dad!"

A pilot flies a kite.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Wrong driving range, dummy."

Football - How's my Diving?