Keyboard Kung-fu Master Gifts

'Well, this certainly explains much of the company's missing data. Who else thought the 'DEL' key on their computer was for delegating work?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Guitar Man.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

A woman playing a keyboard

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Computer Life

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

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