Keyboard Maestro Gifts

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Organist

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy red fox.

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

Piano desk.

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"We like to think of Jensen as the Rick Wakeman of the office."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Orchestra.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Businessman wearing many hats.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Bill Bailey

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Painting

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

The Four Tops in Concert