Key Master Gifts

'Thank goodness you got here in time. Frank was going to start without you.'

"This locksmith bill is outrageous. People, please—when you lock 'em up, don’t throw away the key.”

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

Key Cutting.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Concert Pianist.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Internet Cafe.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Thank you

'How many words a minute do you type?' - 'Big ones or little ones?'

Essential work against Coronavirus

"FISH ON"

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Petro Poroshenko

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

Orienteering 101

Rand McNally's cartography department enjoys a spirited, after-hours game of charades.

'Acquiring Satellite.'

Heroes

Thank you healthcare heroes

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

A child climbs on a stack of books to reach a large metal key.

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"