Knot Enthusiasts Gifts

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Sign on a door of the Big Hill Mountain Climbers Club Knot In.

Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the Scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...

"Wow! It's an Alpine butterfly tying an Alpine butterfly!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Help!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Acupuncture clinic

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Stitch one, pearl one...

'How to speak Woman.'

Wooly mammoth

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

Sheep Knitting.

Watch out for number one.