Knot Tying Enthusiast Gifts

'It's not as easy as it looks.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"1-1"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Gift"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Tie Rolls

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

The first birthday gift.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Know Your Knots!

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.