Knot Tying Enthusiast Gifts

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"1-1"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"Gift"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Tie Rolls

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

'Help!'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

Tie-Land.

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

The first birthday gift.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'What do you buy the man who has lost everything?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Know Your Knots!

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"