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A never ending 3D maze knot.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Musical genres

'Help!'

'I've tied a knot to remind you to feed him.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

Know Your Knots!

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

"We won't lose any more socks in the laundry...I knotted them all together."

'Ok, Ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes around the tree ....'

'Hedgehog, are you any good with knots?'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"Others have tried to say something in macrame and failed."

'It's to remind the skipper that it's his wife's birthday.'

'Hi! I'm Pastor Bancroft and I'll be tying the knot this evening.'

The Granny Knot.

"I always wondered if learning to tie knots in the Brownies would ever come in useful."