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'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'Boss, come here quick!'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I love your work!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"Banana who?"

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The plein air painters of Kansas

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

Artist painting in the rain.

"I trimmed our shade tree."

Knock-out at the boxing match.