Knockout Artist Gifts

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'Boss, come here quick!'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I love your work!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

The Knockout.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

World Cup Football Enthusiasm!

Ask me about my uppercut.

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Mike Tyson

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"Banana who?"

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Knockout!

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

The plein air painters of Kansas

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."