Knockout Stylist Gifts

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Great British Eccentrics.

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Puss in Heels

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

The Knockout.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Ask me about my uppercut.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Mike Tyson

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Knockout!

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Moses parts the red hair

'Boss, come here quick!'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

Covid-19 Hairdos

'Do you have that in red?'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

Two tramps talk about the TysonLewis fight.

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'