Knockout Lover Gifts

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

The Knockout.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Weak Knights

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

"It's a niche movie. Then there's a car chase, and – bam – mass market."

Parsifal

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Knockout!

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Boss, come here quick!'

'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

The Beer Channel.

A typical day in sock puppet land.

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'

Woman knitting jumper from husband's beard.

'...so then Hortense left him, and - Arthur, are you listening to me?'

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Here's a film we've only seen five times this year!'