Knockout Junkie Gifts

'We'd be far better off with a flyweight,'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

University Soapflakes

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Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Spoiler alert."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

"The season finale of the world is near."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

Falling Rock

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Steven Colbert

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

The Knockout.

Bernard Hinault