Knockout King Gifts

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

The Knockout.

'Hey! I didn't get a two-minute warning!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"

The Motives of Footballers

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Johannes Brahms.

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Sergei Rachmaninov

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

Knockout!

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.