King Of Games Gifts

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Royal Wii

King of Music.

King Pin

King completes rubik's cube.

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

The Knockout.

'It's the TV remote - he has a death grip on it.'

"Harry wasn't born great and he hasn't achieved greatness, but he figures there is always the chance that greatness may be thrust upon him?"

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

King of the Swingers.

Sergei Rachmaninov

Daddy cool.

The Motives of Footballers

Johannes Brahms.

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

'It's blueberry...Blackbirds are out of season.'

'Straighten up young man or we will send you out of your room.'