Game Night King Gifts

'No, I mean you really are playing with less than a full deck.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Some card-game puns

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Perils of the double play.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Slug roulette

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'Checkmate I think!'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Playing cards.

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.