King Of The Board Gifts

I like beating my dad at chess.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Who wants the talking stick?'

'You myst blow at least a 2.3 on the 'drunk with power' breathalizer before they'll promote you to upper management.'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Geoffrey always was a bit of a loose cannon.."

King completes rubik's cube.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"He's a psychopath, I like that in a man!"

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

'I've never had to butter up the boss. I've always been the boss.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'He's a Drunk-With-Power drunk...the worst kind!'

"It's true, I do have tons of money. But, let's face it, one more ton couldn't hurt."

Cheese Plaiters.

'Good news: First-quarter profits should be strong and second-quarter prison sentences should be light.'

'And now, some public service announcements....'

'I'm the new chairman the temp agency sent over.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"I have absolute job security. My buyout would cost them millions."

'I admit I'm a poor loser, but I've always been a good winner.'

Two businessmen in dispute

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

"I have to take three a day - they curb my appetite for gobbling up companies."

"So how did the meeting go?"