King Of Cards Gifts

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

Some card-game puns

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Peel poker.

Cheating Death.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

King of Music.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

King completes rubik's cube.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"What can I say. He's good at cards."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Hank knew it would take everything he had to break the young Stallion.

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

Putting it Mildly...

Greetings!

"Go human."