Teetering Card Kings Gifts

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

House of books.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'Well, sure, two pair is nice but nothing beats five singles!'

Too Much Plastic.

'I want one that says 'get lost' but includes a pocket compass.'

'It was so bad you couldn't even use it to play solitaire.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

Greetings!

'Maybe you need to work on your poker face.'

Valentines for Things

"Cheater!"

Cats 'Playing' Cards

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Why dogs can't play poker: 'For the last time...the kitty stays in the middle of the table.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Martin Johnson Chooses New England Rugby Squad.

Diamond Geezer.

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Rugby Premiership 2009-2010.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Games on a train.

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.