Card Tower Competitor Gifts

House of books.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

The height of fashion in 1796

Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Some card-game puns

'How about a game of cards?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Stag poker"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Playing cards.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

'Once again, I fold.'