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House of books.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

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Dogs and their thoughts

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'How about a game of cards?'

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'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Stag poker"

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'