Card Building T-Shirts

'Only one card to go.'

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'How about a game of cards?'

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Building Sandcastles.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Some card-game puns

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'How about a game of cards?'

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Thank you bubbles

"First snowman?"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Bingo night.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.