Card Building Gifts

'Only one card to go.'

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'How about a game of cards?'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Some card-game puns

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Building Sandcastles.

Do it yourself books.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'How about a game of cards?'

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"First snowman?"

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.