Card Creator Gifts

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"

Clairvoyants' greetings cards

'I made the Valentine's Day card on the school computer especially for you. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I think I'll raise.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Magicians monkey.

The Militant Unionist

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Cheese Call Center

Robot Costume

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Valentines for Things

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'