Cardboard Creator Gifts

Robot Costume

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"He's an abstract artist."

"Feel better, dear?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Picasso'

World's cheapest car

Harps and Embroidery.

"I'm ahead of my time."

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

What's Their Secret?

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Medical Arts Building