Cardboard Enthusiast Gifts

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I've got a lovely new property,cosy, vacant possession and riverside views"

World's cheapest car

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

(Camel paintings)

'How about a game of cards?'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Art Plagiarism

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's called 'Sold'."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

The painting Painter

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Greetings!

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Robot Costume

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I don't think so, Ted!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Valentines for Things

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'I didn't get a grant.'