Cardboard Enthusiast Gifts

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I've got a lovely new property,cosy, vacant possession and riverside views"

World's cheapest car

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

(Camel paintings)

'How about a game of cards?'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Art Plagiarism

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Sunrise and Sunset

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

The painting Painter

Greetings!

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

Robot Costume

Valentines for Things

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

"I don't think so, Ted!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'