Cardboard Inventor Gifts

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

The History Teacher

World's cheapest car

Computerized society.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Still Here

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

The Miracle Worker

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Robot Costume

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Story boarding our next flight."

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'