Cardboard Architect Gifts

"He's always been keen on DIY"

'My Harry's such a handy guy. He built the extension all by himself!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Luggage Mom

World's cheapest car

Modern Parents

Pierre was full of himself.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Robot Costume

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Any other strengths?"

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

Wedding Cakes

"Oh, no, Peter has legoed himself into his room!"