Cardboard Architect Gifts

"He's always been keen on DIY"

'My Harry's such a handy guy. He built the extension all by himself!'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Lego Haircut

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Luggage Mom

World's cheapest car

Modern Parents

'It's a self-build.'

Pierre was full of himself.

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Robot Costume

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

Gingerbread Igloo

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"And now it's gluten free!"

"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

"Any other strengths?"