Cardboard Craftsman Gifts

'It's all the blind I could afford.'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Bad Interview Technique

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

World's cheapest car

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'McWit never could build anything level.'

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Robot Costume

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

Young Picasso In Woodshop

"I've got a lovely new property,cosy, vacant possession and riverside views"

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

"Warning! A small craft advisory has been issued! Tia Carmen just got back from the hobby store."

"He's always been keen on DIY"

'Here's all that stuff I used in that demonstration, but for Pete's sake, don't try it at home!'

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

'My Harry's such a handy guy. He built the extension all by himself!'