Cardboard Inventor T-Shirts

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

'But I digress...'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"Now that I've made that perfectly clear..."

World's cheapest car

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

After forty-seven years in management, it was only appropriate that he be buried in paperwork.

The History Teacher

Computerized society.

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Still Here

The Miracle Worker

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

Robot Costume

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"sometimes it gets lonely being self employed and working alone."

"Story boarding our next flight."

"Gotham can wait!"

'My formula is incontrovertible proof that there is no such thing as a foolproof formula.'