Card Creator Pillows

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"

Clairvoyants' greetings cards

'I made the Valentine's Day card on the school computer especially for you. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

The Militant Unionist

'I think I'll raise.'

Magicians monkey.

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Valentines for Things

Cheese Call Center

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Robot Costume

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Killing time, and vice versa....

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Greetings cards copy writer's block.