Card Maker Pillows

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Thank you bubbles

Bingo night.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Worm Bed

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

Business people buying greeting cards.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

Magicians monkey.

Never date a medical illustrator.

'I think I'll raise.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Greeting Cards