Card Cutter Pillows

'I suppose that you say that cutting up your credit cards is 'the un-kindest out of all' - I call it 'plastic surgery'.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Business people buying greeting cards.

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Never date a medical illustrator.

Greeting Cards

'Occassional cards'

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

"You trained him to fetch your slippers. I trained him to fetch your credit cards."

The entire family

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

"Hey. What are you doing to that card?"