Card Crafter Pillows

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

"Well, they always say it's the thought that counts!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"He's an abstract artist."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Wooly mammoth

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Child builds themselves a sled.

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

A.I. apology cards to humans.

"All too human is fine- unless, of course, it's all too often."

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

Life Drawing Class

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

Garden Art

Octopus and Swordfish

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"