Currency Cutter Pillows

Recession.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Watering Money

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Euro Bait

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Super-Mario Draghi

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

Economic

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"The dollar is falling!"

' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'

Dragging industry into the Euro

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Magician producing the Euro

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

What's this in Euros?