Policy Cutter Pillows

'Wow! Look at the speed of his cuts!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Roe v. Wade

Economy

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Sybil Obama

EU: Behind the scenes.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Pre-Old Blues

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Jerry Brown.

survival of the fittest

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The spend is high

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Worthless B*****ds

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

The Eurozone Explained