Policy Cutter Mugs

'Wow! Look at the speed of his cuts!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Roe v. Wade

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Economy

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

EU: Behind the scenes.

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Jerry Brown.

survival of the fittest

Worthless B*****ds

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

The Eurozone Explained

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'