Currency Cutter Gifts

Recession.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Watering Money

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Euro Bait

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Super-Mario Draghi

'Today the Yuan rose against the pork belly, the chicken beak, the eel, the wanton, and the egg noodle.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"The dollar is falling!"

Economic

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Dragging industry into the Euro

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

Magician producing the Euro

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'

Banking - The Money Tree

What's this in Euros?