Crypto Currency Cruncher Gifts

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Euro Bait

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

My First Bitcoin.

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

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'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"He created Bitecoin."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

Tonight's Lecture: Your share of the national debt. That explains my credit rating.

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Madame Zola - Bitcoin futures

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

Bit coin.