Crypto Currency Cruncher Gifts

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Euro Bait

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

'Here comes the new kid.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

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"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

What's 'Bitcoin'?

"He created Bitecoin."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Bit coin.

"These NFTs I keep hearing about -- I don't know what the hack they are but I want one on my desk by the end of business today! Now movie it, people!!!

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."