Cryptocurrency Crusader Gifts

'Here comes the new kid.'

Santa and Bitcoins

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

It's a Dog's life

Robot Robber

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Super-Mario Draghi

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'It won't take bitcoins.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"The dollar is falling!"