Coding Crusader Gifts

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Blue sky thinking

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Creativity 2.0

Art Plagiarism

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'Here comes the new kid.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

Knights of the iPhone

'We lost funding.'